Even Lawyers aren't immune to the recession

Imagine...

You have put forth the extra hard work, finished high in your class, stuck out the four years it takes for a law degree, just to be turned down for a position due to the bad economic state we are in right now. What would you do?

That is what a lot of lawyers are facing right now. Just in case you didn't remember, it takes close to $100,000, maybe more, to obtain a law degree. That is not counting all the time and effort you spent studying for that golden token.

This economy has to shape up soon because to see the top and elite individuals without employment saddens me.

On a lighter note:
I will try to update more frequently after this semester ends. I have, if you haven't noticed, posted new tee designs on the right hand side. Please support, if you can.

Thanks and God bless.
-Lux

New Tees For Sale!

Yes. I have some new additions to my collection. You can view them on the right hand side. Thanks.




-Lux

Breaking News: More Women Are Going From Jobless To Topless

Yes you read right:

More women now a days are turning to that nice, shiny stripper pole to make ends meet in this economy.

Even professional women who hold degrees are left to make that decision to either starve or strip.

Now let's pray:

Dear Lord,

I come to you today to please, please, let Obama hurry up and fix this economy before I graduate because I don't know how to dance and my booty is not big enough to shake in a titty bar. "I could get butt shots..." Besides that, I think it will be a moral shame to see me in some 8 inch heels on a stage. Please stop this madness that America is going through before it is too late.

In Jesus name I pray and give thanks,
Amen

Now I suggest everyone go and pray on this situation. You just might be next.

-Lux

Source: http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/29824663

Hold Up, Turn My SWAGG ON

Yes, you heard right, turn my SWAGG ON.

For all the people out there that constantly continue to get hated on, this post is for you.

Now, I'm a cool person. I don't mess with too many people. I keep it real, and I stay to myself.
So, my question to you is, why you got to hate on me. Please, don't say that you don't because I know that's not true. You been a hater, since day one. Now it's my turn to tell you that I'm turning my SWAGG ON!

That's right, I am going to give you a reason to hate. Matter of fact, I'm going to give you numerous reasons:

I am intelligent

I am the shit

I am going somewhere positive in my life

I have my true friends on my side

And, I have you to envy me

So thank you, with all of your support, I am getting better by the day. Can you see me? I know you can.

So, let me state the above for you once more, Turn my SWAGG ON.

For all of my women out there that has a pack of haters lurking behind you, I advise you to do the same.

-Lux

Get A Fatter Ass, Fast...

Are you suffering from little ass syndrome? Do you wish your ass was bigger? More firm? Plump?

If you are one of many of women who wish their ass was bigger, there is a product for you.

Depo-Provera Injections


This revolutionary product can plump that flat butt of yours in no time. One shot will have you seeing results in less than four weeks. Most Depo injections are insured, so you do not have to worry about the price.

As with any product, there are side effects. These include:
* Lack of period
* Change in menstruation (may be lighter or heavier; shorter or longer)
* Increase in spotting and breakthrough bleeding
* Weight gain
* Dizziness
* Nervousness
* Change in libido
* Headaches
* Rash or skin discoloration
* Breast tenderness
* Depression
* Increase or decrease in facial and body hair
* Hair loss

Besides those problems, this product is perfectly safe.


*Please note that this was intended for humor...

I am writing this today to talk about a disturbing article I read in the latest Don Diva magazine. Yes, I do read Don Diva, everything in there isn't hood.

Well it talks about the Depo birth control method and how women are abusing its use. Women are receiving the shot to become thicker and plump their ass. Yes you read right, to plump their ass. Now, I am not the thickest person in the world, but I do like my ass size. I, just as many other women know about the Depo shot and know about its side effects. So why are there so many women out there taking risks with this product.

Are you that obsessed with the video model look that you will set aside your better judgement to become them? To misuse a product that was intended to prevent pregnancies? Well one thing is good, these ladies are not getting pregnant. I do not understand us African American women. Are we that stupid?

What do you think, do you think this is a good idea? Probably not. I would like to hear feedback about this topic.