Breaking News: More Women Are Going From Jobless To Topless

Yes you read right:

More women now a days are turning to that nice, shiny stripper pole to make ends meet in this economy.

Even professional women who hold degrees are left to make that decision to either starve or strip.

Now let's pray:

Dear Lord,

I come to you today to please, please, let Obama hurry up and fix this economy before I graduate because I don't know how to dance and my booty is not big enough to shake in a titty bar. "I could get butt shots..." Besides that, I think it will be a moral shame to see me in some 8 inch heels on a stage. Please stop this madness that America is going through before it is too late.

In Jesus name I pray and give thanks,
Amen

Now I suggest everyone go and pray on this situation. You just might be next.

-Lux

Source: http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/29824663